Privacy Policy

Last updated: May 2025

Welcome to ScottishInsults.com — where the barbs are sharp and your privacy is respected.

What We Know About You

Honestly? Not much. We don't collect your name, email, or any personal secrets. But like most websites, we do work with a couple of third-party services that do gather some basic info:

• Google Analytics tells us how people are using the site — like what pages you visit, how long you stay, and where you came from.

What Kind of Info Are We Talking About?

The usual anonymous stuff:

• Your IP address
• Your browser type
• What device you're using
• How long you loitered on our site
• What pages you clicked on before getting distracted by cat videos

This data helps us figure out what's working and what's not.

What We Don't Do

• We don't sell your data.
• We don't know your name.
• We don't send emails (because we don't even collect them).
• We don't stalk you. That's creepy.

Who's Actually Watching?

Our partners in data collection:

• Google Analytics – for usage stats (privacy policy)

These folks might use cookies or other tracking tools. You can read their policies to get the fine print.

You're in Control

Here's how you can take back some power:

• Opt out of Google Analytics
• Clear your cookies like it's spring cleaning

Got Questions?

Ping us if you've got privacy concerns, compliments, or want to share a really good insult.